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    Nawaf Yousef Alamri
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    Some Jokes In English

    مُساهمة من طرف Nawaf Yousef Alamri في السبت 16 مارس 2013, 10:36 pm


    Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
    Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
    **********

    Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
    A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
    Continue to do so.

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    Wife : Do you want dinner?

    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no.

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    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

    Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
    picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
    there be greater than this one?"

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    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
    lighten your burden.

    Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

    Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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    A newly
    married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
    hadn't left me a fortune?"

    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
    YOU A FORTUNE"
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    Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."


    Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

    Millionaire: " Billionaire"

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    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

    The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha

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    مُساهمة من طرف Ali Dhafer Al-Bahri في السبت 16 مارس 2013, 10:44 pm

    مشكور ..
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    مُساهمة من طرف Nawaf Yousef Alamri في الأحد 17 مارس 2013, 1:53 pm

    العفو.....
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    مُساهمة من طرف تركي سعيد القحطاني في السبت 30 مارس 2013, 8:56 pm

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    مُساهمة من طرف Faleh Hamdi Al-Rashidi في الخميس 24 أكتوبر 2013, 12:16 am

    السلام عليكم .
    يعطيك العافيه على الطرح الجميل .
    بس لو تحط الترجمه يكون أحسن Smile

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    مُساهمة من طرف رائد طلال العتيبي في الجمعة 31 أكتوبر 2014, 4:09 am

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